Pre-Booty Call Agreement

mastermaddmaxx — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 22:45:15 +0000

MasterMaddMaxx’s Pre Bootycall Agreement
This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the “Agreement”) is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2006, by_______________________, between ____________and______________.
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over – unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening
3. No calls before 9 PM – we don’t have shit to talk about.
4. None of that “lovemaking” shit – only sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don’t ask.
6. No plans made in advance – that is why you are called the “backup, ” unless you are from
out-of-town, then it’s only a one-time advanced arrangement.
9. No calling each other “friends with privileges” we are not friends, just sex buddies.
10. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK – don’t be offended.
11. No extra clothing – I don’t want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
12. No falling asleep right after sex – it’s over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the fuck home.
13. Don’t be offended if I don’t ask if you enjoyed it – I don’t care.
14. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
15. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: “My buddy’s wife or friend’s girlfriend.”
16. Doggie style is the preferred position – the reason is less eye contact the better.
18. No condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home.
19. No phone use, please – don’t want anyone calling back looking for your ass.
20. Sex in the car is always welcomed.
21. Sex in the shower.
22. VIDEO CAMERA’S ARE ALLOWED WHEN IT’S MINE.
23. DON’T TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT THE SEX OR I’LL TELL THEM ABOUT YOUR LACK OF INTELLIGENCE AND YOU’RE CHEATING ON YOUR MAN.
24. DON’T EXPECT ME TO CALL YOU UNLESS I’M REALLY HORNY
25. IF YOUR GONNA HAVE SEX, NO DIRTY BITCHES. I DON’T WANT ANYTHING THANKS
Participating Party
Signature______________________________________
Date: _______________
Participating Party
Signature______________________________________
Date: ________________

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mastermaddmaxx — Sat, 24 Jun 2006 15:50:39 +0000

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Pre-Booty Call Agreement

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